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Check out our new soccer shorts!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter dick- di@r repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Check out our new soccer shorts!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter dick- di@r repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

New in wine/pink/creem ... Check out our new soccer shorts!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter dick- di@r repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Check out our killer shorts now in creem with army green print!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our custom sexy daddies repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Take a look... take a close look.. ya see the pretty pricks that make up this sexy leopard print??  Its Horse and Horn.. we gotta do leopard our way or no way!   Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

We decided to put our classic lush poppers print mix in a little logo action and put it on a super luxury, soft, black sweatpants just for your purchase pleasure!   Get into it lovers!   Sizes S - XXL.

New updated fit baby!  Screw Bar#ie!  Ken wants to wear the pink and he looks hot doing it!  Get into our classic 501 ish  fit vinyl in new matt  hot pink- just for you lover!  These always sell out quick so get some while you can!  Warning:  keep the babies away from dark colored clothing ( things with heavy dye). As the dark color might migrate!  

A fetish classic  jean for you in glossy black 4 way stretch pvc with a new fit... feels like your favorite 501's .. You can never go wrong with this must own club favorite.  Yeah you've seen it before but I bet ours is better... this baby has a 4 way stretch and fit for all the dark sexy feels.  You need this.

Oh hell yes!  Its the classic daddies shorts, but now in shockin hot pink!  Our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our custom sexy daddies repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Get into our rugby meets boxer cut shorts and all they have to offer ...  smothered in safety pins -spelling the word sex  ... yeah it does!!!   So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Get into our rugby meets fighter cut shorts and all they have to offer ...  This faux as f$ck goochi / 69   short is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready!  So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Dolls are doing it on my shorts, hell yeah!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in infamous horny doll repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Logo madness!  Meet our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter vs horse and horn logo repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Logo madness!  Meet our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter vs horse and horn logo repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Oh hell yes!  Its the classic daddies shorts, but now in blue!  Our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our custom sexy daddies repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Let the on smolder our little soccer shorts collection !  These super soft bad ass shorts are engolfed in a out of control buring fire print!  Life like vs. anime af!   Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Check out our new soccer shorts!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter dick- di@r repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Logo madness!  Meet our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter vs horse and horn logo repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Check out our killer soccer shorts!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our custom sexy daddies repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

No perscription needed!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our custom mega populated pill print, and enjoy a new average 5 in inseam !  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

New fit!!!  Veggie leather, matte black , and tight as your first time; you’ll love our 5 pocket classic cut 501 like  jean!  Leatherette fantasy!  Now with a 4 way stretch fabric upgrade!  Daddy up!