DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTERS

We like to take the piss out high fashion houses by adding a little smart ass queer streetwear sensibility with a lower price ticket.  

DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO PONCHO- KAFTAN BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO PONCHO- KAFTAN BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO PONCHO- KAFTAN BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO PONCHO- KAFTAN BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO PONCHO- KAFTAN BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO PONCHO- KAFTAN BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO PONCHO- KAFTAN BRN/ TAN

DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO PONCHO- KAFTAN BRN/ TAN

Regular price $92.00
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Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH PRINT SHORT BRN /TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH PRINT SHORT BRN /TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH PRINT SHORT BRN /TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH PRINT SHORT BRN /TAN

DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH PRINT SHORT BRN /TAN

Regular price $52.00
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Logo madness!  Meet our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter vs horse and horn logo repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BROWN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BROWN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BROWN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BROWN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BROWN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BROWN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BROWN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BROWN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BROWN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BROWN/ TAN

DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BROWN/ TAN

Regular price $50.00
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Check out our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (lv) vs. our own unicorn logo combined into a much needed printed brief!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

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J'ADORE (ILOVE PORN) BLK/ HOT PINK TANK

Regular price $30.00
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Remember back the good old 00's...   remember the famous trash wearing jadore dior shirts... yeah me too... so I decided it was time for a new twist.... J'Adore Porn which means ... I love porn...hell who doesn't....    

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J'ADORE (I LOVE PORN) BLK/ POWDER T

Regular price $40.00
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Remember back the good old 00's...   remember glamor dumpster fire girls and boys  wearing jadore dior shirts... yeah me too... so I decided it was time for a new twist.... J'Adore Porn which means ... I love porn...shit who doesn't....    

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J'ADORE (I LOVE PORN) BLK/ ROSEBUD RED

Regular price $40.00
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Remember back the good old 00's...   remember the famous trash wearing jadore dior shirts... yeah me too... so I decided it was time for a new twist.... J'Adore Porn which means ... I love porn...shit who doesn't....    

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &

DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER 'DIC-IOR" LOGO SWIM BRIEF

Regular price $50.00
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Get a load of  our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (dick - di_r ) classic logo printed brief!   It's made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER &
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DESIGNER IMPOSTER 'DICK-IOR" LOGO TANK

Regular price $50.00
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Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass with its black sleeve trim and athletic fit..if  super soft bad as tank gay bar tight buy a size down.  This faux di@r tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready , so love it ...  buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO TANK BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO TANK BRN/ TAN

DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO TANK BRN/ TAN

Regular price $50.00
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Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass - ultra soft with its black sleeve trim and athletic fit.. so if  you want a tight buy a size down.  This faux as f$ck LV VS. HNH logo tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready!  So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN

DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN

Regular price $92.00
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Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK-OIR" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SHORT
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK-OIR" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SHORT
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK-OIR" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SHORT
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK-OIR" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SHORT
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK-OIR" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SHORT
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK-OIR" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SHORT

DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK-OIR" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SHORT

Regular price $52.00
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Check out our new soccer shorts!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter dick- di@r repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &

DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER 'DIC-IOR" JOCK

Regular price $32.00
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Strap that bad boy in!  We are excited to introduce the the Horse and Horn family our sexy designer jock straps!  Its about time right.  We proudly feature a classic 3in high quality elastic waistband highlighted by our killer logo.  The pouch features a fully lined custom designed faux Di_r meets dick art work....  can you figure out all the pills???   Get into it!  Sizes S to XXL!  Small 28-30 Medium 30-32 Large 34-36 Extra Large 38-40  Double XL 42-44.  If you enjoy extra room go up a size!  Made in the USA baby! 

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J'ADORE PORN (I LOVE PORN) OFF-WHITE/ INK T

Regular price $40.00
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Remember back the good old 00's...   remember glamor dumpster fire girls and boys  wearing jadore dior shirts... yeah me too... so I decided it was time for a new twist.... J'Adore Porn which means ... I love porn...shit who doesn't....   

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF WHITE/ RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF WHITE/ RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF WHITE/ RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF WHITE/ RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF WHITE/ RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF WHITE/ RAINBOW

DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF WHITE/ RAINBOW

Regular price $50.00
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Welcome back to the 00's baby!  Check out our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (lv) vs. our own unicorn logo combined into a much needed printed brief!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS. HNH PRINT SHORT BLACK RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS. HNH PRINT SHORT BLACK RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS. HNH PRINT SHORT BLACK RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS. HNH PRINT SHORT BLACK RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS. HNH PRINT SHORT BLACK RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS. HNH PRINT SHORT BLACK RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS. HNH PRINT SHORT BLACK RAINBOW

DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS. HNH PRINT SHORT BLACK RAINBOW

Regular price $52.00
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Logo madness!  Meet our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter vs horse and horn logo repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH PRINT SHORT WHITE RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH PRINT SHORT WHITE RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH PRINT SHORT WHITE RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH PRINT SHORT WHITE RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH PRINT SHORT WHITE RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH PRINT SHORT WHITE RAINBOW

DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH PRINT SHORT WHITE RAINBOW

Regular price $52.00
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Logo madness!  Meet our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter vs horse and horn logo repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS. HNH LOGO WHT/ RAINBOW JOCK
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS. HNH LOGO WHT/ RAINBOW JOCK
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS. HNH LOGO WHT/ RAINBOW JOCK
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS. HNH LOGO WHT/ RAINBOW JOCK
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS. HNH LOGO WHT/ RAINBOW JOCK
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS. HNH LOGO WHT/ RAINBOW JOCK
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS. HNH LOGO WHT/ RAINBOW JOCK

DESIGNER IMPOSTER LOUIS VS. HNH LOGO WHT/ RAINBOW JOCK

Regular price $32.00
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We are excited to introduce to the Horse and Horn family our sexy designer jock straps!   We proudly feature a proper 3in high quality elastic waistband highlighted by our killer logo.  The pouch features a fully lined custom designed pill art work....  can you figure out all the pills???   Get into it!  Sizes S to XXL!  Small 28-30 Medium 30-32 Large 34-36 Extra Large 38-40  Double XL 42-44 and 3xl 44-46.   If you enjoy extra room go up a size!  Made in the USA by a real athletic equipment supplier baby!  As you can see we got a lil louis imposter action going mixing it up with our own iconic logo... get some baby!

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO TANK WHITE/ RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO TANK WHITE/ RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO TANK WHITE/ RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO TANK WHITE/ RAINBOW
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO TANK WHITE/ RAINBOW

DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO TANK WHITE/ RAINBOW

Regular price $50.00
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Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass - ultra soft with its black sleeve trim and athletic fit.. so if  you want a tight buy a size down.  This faux as f$ck LV VS. HNH logo tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready!  So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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BUSSI T BLACK
BUSSI T BLACK
BUSSI T BLACK
BUSSI T BLACK

BUSSI T BLACK

Regular price $40.00
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Do you like G____?  Well then you love Bussi!   A revisit to a past brand hack....  get into it!   Black short sleeved t! Sizes S to 3XL!

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BUSSI TANK HAND DYED TAN
BUSSI TANK HAND DYED TAN
BUSSI TANK HAND DYED TAN
BUSSI TANK HAND DYED TAN
BUSSI TANK HAND DYED TAN
BUSSI TANK HAND DYED TAN

BUSSI TANK HAND DYED TAN

Regular price $40.00
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Do you like G____?  Well then you love Bussi!   A revisit to a past brand hack....  get into it!   Handdyed tan by yours truly ( no tank is dyed the exact same)  Super soft delicous tank top!   Sizes S to 3XL!

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BUSSI CROP T WHITE
BUSSI CROP T WHITE
BUSSI CROP T WHITE
BUSSI CROP T WHITE
BUSSI CROP T WHITE
BUSSI CROP T WHITE
BUSSI CROP T WHITE

BUSSI CROP T WHITE

Regular price $40.00
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Do you like G____?  Well then you love Bussi!   A revisit to a past brand hack....  get into it!   White short sleeved crop t! Sizes S to XL!

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BUSSI 5 PANNEL HAT BLACK
BUSSI 5 PANNEL HAT BLACK

BUSSI 5 PANNEL HAT BLACK

Regular price $35.00
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High quality Five panel black baseball hat, endowed with our night class BUSSI print.   One size fits all!  Black only. 

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