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We like to take the piss out high fashion houses by adding a little smart ass queer streetwear sensibility with a lower price ticket.  

DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV  VS. HNH  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV  VS. HNH  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV  VS. HNH  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV  VS. HNH  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV  VS. HNH  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV  VS. HNH  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV  VS. HNH  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV  VS. HNH  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV  VS. HNH  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV  VS. HNH  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV  VS. HNH  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV  VS. HNH  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN

DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS. HNH PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN

Regular price $80.00
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Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped .   Two sizes:  OTTER (fits xs to XL ) and  BEAR ( fits L to 4xl).   

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH LOGO PRINT SOCCER SHORT
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH LOGO PRINT SOCCER SHORT
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH LOGO PRINT SOCCER SHORT
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH LOGO PRINT SOCCER SHORT

DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH LOGO PRINT SOCCER SHORT

Regular price $48.00
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Logo madness!  Meet our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter vs horse and horn logo repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF

DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS HNH UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF

Regular price $50.00
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Check out our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (lv) vs. our own unicorn logo combined into a much needed printed brief!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO JOCK STRAP
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO JOCK STRAP
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO JOCK STRAP
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO JOCK STRAP

DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO JOCK STRAP

Regular price $32.00
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We are excited to introduce to the Horse and Horn family our sexy designer jock straps!   We proudly feature a proper 3in high quality elastic waistband highlighted by our killer logo.  The pouch features a fully lined custom designed pill art work....  can you figure out all the pills???   Get into it!  Sizes S to XXL!  Small 28-30 Medium 30-32 Large 34-36 Extra Large 38-40  Double XL 42-44 and 3xl 44-46.   If you enjoy extra room go up a size!  Made in the USA by a real athletic equipment supplier baby!  As you can see we got a lil louis poster action going mixing it up with our own iconic logo... get some baby!

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J'ADORE PORN ( I LOVE PORN) BLACK WITH HAWT PINK TANK

Regular price $38.00
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Remember back the good old 00's...   remember the famous trash wearing jadore dior shirts... yeah me too... so I decided it was time for a new twist.... J'Adore Porn which means ... I love porn...hell who doesn't....    

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J'ADORE PORN ( I LOVE PORN) BLACK/ POWDER T

Regular price $38.00
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Remember back the good old 00's...   remember glamor dumpster fire girls and boys  wearing jadore dior shirts... yeah me too... so I decided it was time for a new twist.... J'Adore Porn which means ... I love porn...shit who doesn't....    

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J'ADORE PORN ( I LOVE PORN) BLACK/ ROSEBUD RED

Regular price $38.00
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Remember back the good old 00's...   remember the famous trash wearing jadore dior shirts... yeah me too... so I decided it was time for a new twist.... J'Adore Porn which means ... I love porn...shit who doesn't....    

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J'ADORE PORN ( I LOVE PORN) SKIN/TATTOO INK T

Regular price $38.00
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Remember back the good old 00's...   remember famous 4 doing nothing trash wearing jadore dior shirts... yeah me too... so I decided it was time for a new twist.... J'Adore Porn which means ... I love porn...shit who doesn't....    

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J'ADORE PORN 5 PANNEL MESH HAT BLACK W/ HAWT PINK

Regular price $35.00
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Love dirty vids ...sure you do ... get deep into our j'adore porn hat.   its waiting for you baby.

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J'ADORE PORN 5 PANNEL MESH HAT BLACK W/ WHITE STAIN

Regular price $35.00
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Love dirty vids ...sure you do ... get deep into our j'adore porn hat.   its waiting for you baby.

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER 'DICK-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO SWIM BRIEF

Regular price $50.00
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Get a load of  our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (dick - dior ) classic logo printed brief!   It's made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER 'DICK-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO PRINTED ATHLETIC TANK TOP

Regular price $48.00
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Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass with its black sleeve trim and athletic fit..if  super soft bad as tank gay bar tight buy a size down.  This faux di@r tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready , so love it ...  buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS. HNH UNICORN LOGO PRINTED ATHLETIC TANK
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS. HNH UNICORN LOGO PRINTED ATHLETIC TANK

DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS. HNH UNICORN LOGO PRINTED ATHLETIC TANK

Regular price $48.00
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Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass - ultra soft with its black sleeve trim and athletic fit..if  you want r tight buy a size down.  This faux LV VS. HNH logo tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready , so love it ...  buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN

DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO PONCHO STYLE KAFTAN

Regular price $80.00
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Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped .   Two sizes:  OTTER (fits xs to XL ) and  BEAR ( fits L to 4xl).   

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK-OIR" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SOCCER SHORT
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK-OIR" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SOCCER SHORT
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK-OIR" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SOCCER SHORT
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK-OIR" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SOCCER SHORT
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK-OIR" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SOCCER SHORT
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK-OIR" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SOCCER SHORT

DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK-OIR" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SOCCER SHORT

Regular price $48.00
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Check out our new soccer shorts!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter dick- di@r repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER 'DIC-IOR" JOCK STRAP

Regular price $32.00
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Strap that bad boy in!  We are excited to introduce the the Horse and Horn family our sexy designer jock straps!  Its about time right.  We proudly feature a classic 3in high quality elastic waistband highlighted by our killer logo.  The pouch features a fully lined custom designed faux Dior meets dick art work....  can you figure out all the pills???   Get into it!  Sizes S to XXL!  Small 28-30 Medium 30-32 Large 34-36 Extra Large 38-40  Double XL 42-44.  If you enjoy extra room go up a size!  Made in the USA baby! 

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