DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

Logo madness!  Meet our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter vs horse and horn logo repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Check out our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (lv) vs. our own unicorn logo combined into a much needed printed brief!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Get a load of  our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (dick - di_r ) classic logo printed brief!   It's made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass with its black sleeve trim and oversized fit..if  super soft bad as tank gay bar tight buy a size down.  This faux di@r tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready , so love it ...  buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass - ultra soft with its black sleeve trim and oversized fit.. SO IF  YOU WANT A FITTED LOOK-  BUY A SIZE DOWN.  This faux as f$ck LV VS. HNH logo tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready!  So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

Check out our new soccer shorts!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter dick- di@r repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Strap that bad boy in!  We are excited to introduce the the Horse and Horn family our sexy designer jock straps!  Its about time right.  We proudly feature a classic 3in high quality elastic waistband highlighted by our killer logo.  The pouch features a fully lined custom designed faux Di_r meets dick art work....  can you figure out all the pills???   Get into it!  Sizes S to XXL!  Small 28-30 Medium 30-32 Large 34-36 Extra Large 38-40  Double XL 42-44.  If you enjoy extra room go up a size!  Made in the USA baby! 

Welcome back to the 00's baby!  Check out our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (lv) vs. our own unicorn logo combined into a much needed printed brief!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Logo madness!  Meet our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter vs horse and horn logo repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Logo madness!  Meet our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter vs horse and horn logo repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass - ultra soft with its black sleeve trim and athletic fit.. so if  you want a tight buy a size down.  This faux as f$ck LV VS. HNH logo tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready!  So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Do you like G____?  Well then you love Bussi!   A revisit to a past brand hack....  get into it!   Black short sleeved t! Sizes S to 3XL!

Do you like G___I?  Well then you love Bussi!   A revisit to a past brand hack....  get into it!   Handdyed tan by yours truly ( no tank is dyed the exact same)  Super soft delicous tank top!   Sizes S to 3XL!

Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass - ultra soft with its black sleeve trim and athletic fit.. so if  you want a tight buy a size down.  This faux as f$ck LV VS. HNH logo tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready!  So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Remember back the good old 00's...   remember the famous trash wearing jadore dior shirts... yeah me too... so I decided it was time for a new twist.... J'Adore Porn which means ... I love porn...shit who doesn't....    now if a crop for your scandalous ways!