LAST CALL! BIGTIME SALE ACTION!

We decided to put our classic lush poppers print mix in a little logo action and put it on a super luxury, soft, black sweatpants just for your purchase pleasure!   Get into it lovers!   Sizes S - XXL.

Get a load of this new one.... punk af saftey pin madness forming the word sex..... hell yeah!    So love it and buy it.  Sizes XS to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Get into our rugby meets boxer cut shorts and all they have to offer ...  smothered in safety pins -spelling the word sex  ... yeah it does!!!   So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Do you like G___I?  Well then you love Bussi!   A revisit to a past brand hack....  get into it!   Handdyed tan by yours truly ( no tank is dyed the exact same)  Super soft delicous tank top!   Sizes S to 3XL!

Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass - ultra soft with its black sleeve trim and athletic fit.. so if  you want a tight buy a size down.  This faux as f$ck LV VS. HNH logo tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready!  So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Logo madness!  Meet our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter vs horse and horn logo repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Logo madness!  Meet our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter vs horse and horn logo repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Welcome back to the 00's baby!  Check out our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (lv) vs. our own unicorn logo combined into a much needed printed brief!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Rember the fun you had plaing with your hot wheels cars as a kid... now the funs a bit different but same joy.... get your " high heels " T now!  Too fast - too fast for love!

Rember the fun you had plaing with your hot wheels cars as a kid... now the funs a bit different but same joy.... get your " high heels " T now!  Too fast - too fast for love!

Rember the fun you had plaing with your hot wheels cars as a kid... now the funs a bit different but same joy.... get your " hot boys" T now!  Too fast - too fast for love!

Remember back the good old 00's...   remember glamor dumpster fire girls and boys  wearing jadore dior shirts... yeah me too... so I decided it was time for a new twist.... J'Adore Porn which means ... I love porn...shit who doesn't....   

Key bump ( like the original but sleeveless baby) ... not a lot more I need to say here...hahah... 

Sizes S to XXXL!

Key bump... not a lot more I need to say here, haha.  You will live for the metalic key teatment and the risen bump paint... haha  its fun... and may get you canceled.

Sizes S to XXXL!

Inspired from a vintage skate mag sticker on my roomates 78 van; I bring  you the Horse and Horn version.  Imagine it being 1978, you out shooting photographs and you happen meet Jason working a construction site.  You muster up the courage to ask him if he would model for your photographic project.   He shows up to your studio that night, you start shooting and slowly the clothing melts away..  

Story aside this shirt is everything you need.   

Heather grey w/ black only.   Size S thru XXL.

Inspired from a vintage skate mag sticker on my roomates 78 van; I bring  you the Horse and Horn version.  Imagine it being 1978, you out shooting photographs and you happen meet Jason working a construction site.  You muster up the courage to ask him if he would model for your photographic project.   He shows up to your studio that night, you start shooting and slowly the clothing melts away..  

Story aside this shirt is everything you need.   

Black only.   Size S thru XXXL.

I doubt any of my customers keep their mouth shut.... haha.  I ripped this baby straight outta a bad 70's biker photo spread... it had to be a part of Horse and Horn.  Crude and to the point.. why the hell not.   Black t.  Sizes S to XXL.

Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass with its black sleeve trim and athletic fit..if  super soft bad as tank gay bar tight buy a size down.  This loaded with pills tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready , so don't fight it ...  buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Hey brawlers you gotta win or crawl your way out, and look hot doing it by wearing our low rise brief featuring our cage fight chainlink print!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Remember back the good old 00's...   remember the famous trash wearing jadore dior shirts... yeah me too... so I decided it was time for a new twist.... J'Adore Porn which means ... I love porn...hell who doesn't....    

Hello lovers, check out our  low rise brief featuring our controversial yet designer tribal flaming cock print!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

Are you as sick of hearing and seeing nohomo as I am?  Screw that... Here is the horse and horn answer to that .... nobro ...... on the memories of a classic soccer brand we give it to ya in tank and t..... be proud #noble

Fan of daria like we are?  are you sick and a lil sad?  get in touch with you not so inner emo kid and buy our "sick, sad boy" t.  s/s/b screen in white covering chest on black t... get yours now!