Products

Logo madness!  Meet our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter vs horse and horn logo repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass - ultra soft with its black sleeve trim and oversized fit.. SO IF  YOU WANT A FITTED LOOK-  BUY A SIZE DOWN.  This faux as f$ck LV VS. HNH logo tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready!  So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass - ultra soft with its black sleeve trim and athletic fit.. so if  you want a tight buy a size down.  This faux as f$ck LV VS. HNH logo tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready!  So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Welcome back to the 00's baby!  Check out our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (lv) vs. our own unicorn logo combined into a much needed printed brief!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Dolls are doing it on my shorts, hell yeah!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in infamous horny doll repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Get the coolest hat around, with our infamous "enjoy daddy"  embroidered on the front pannel!  you will love our foam from classic trucker  mesh snap back action.  A horse and horn classic!

Come get the coolest hat around, with our infamous "enjoy daddy"  embro on the front pannel!  you will love our foam trucker  snap back action.

Now is black faux leather !  Get the coolest hat around, with our infamous "enjoy daddy"  embroidered on the front pannel!   Fall in love with this new take on our classic.    Total snap back action.   

enjoy daddy? !  ?   get this classic mega screen t today!  so soft , black w/ white screen.  Enjoy...  Sizes S to XXXL.

Enjoy daddy? !  ? Get this classic mega screen t today!  So soft , black or red  options for ya.  Enjoy... daddy.

You'll love our infamous "enjoy daddy" screen on this classic!  

You'll love our infamous "enjoy daddy" screen on this classic cut tank!  This color is dangerous as fu#k... get some!

Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This wild fire engulfed tank is so bad ass with its black sleeve trim and athletic fit and super soft!   90's oversized fit so if you want fitted go a size down!  Our tank is covered in our custom sublimated flame print to get you pumped up and ready , so don't fight it ...  buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey

A fetish classic  jean for you in glossy black 4 way stretch pvc with a new fit... feels like your favorite 501's .. You can never go wrong with this must own club favorite.  Yeah you've seen it before but I bet ours is better... this baby has a 4 way stretch and fit for all the dark sexy feels.  You need this.

New updated fit baby!  Screw Bar#ie!  Ken wants to wear the pink and he looks hot doing it!  Get into our classic 501 ish  fit vinyl in new matt  hot pink- just for you lover!  These always sell out quick so get some while you can!  Warning:  keep the babies away from dark colored clothing ( things with heavy dye). As the dark color might migrate!  

New fit!!!  Veggie leather, matte black , and tight as your first time; you’ll love our 5 pocket classic cut 501 like  jean!  Leatherette fantasy!  Now with a 4 way stretch fabric upgrade!  Daddy up!

Looking into the past at our  LGBTQ+ brothers and sisters protesting for the very rights we enjoy today;  I couldn't help but notice some of the protest t shirts they were bravely wearing.  I spotted a t I could not forget... I bring you the classic 70's fag-got t updated!  Super soft- vintage treated t to help with a bit of expression...  Black t with distressed white screen.   Sizes S-XXXL

Looking into the past at our  LGBTQ+ brothers and sisters protesting for the very rights we enjoy today;  I couldn't help but notice some of the protest t shirts they were bravely wearing.  I spotted a t I could not forget... I bring you the classic 70's fag-got t updated!  Super soft- vintage treated t to help with a bit of expression...  Black t with distressed white screen.   Sizes S-XXXL

Looking into the past at our  LGBTQ+ brothers and sisters protesting for the very rights we enjoy today;  I couldn't help but notice some of the protest t shirts they were bravely wearing.  I spotted a t I could not forget... I bring you the classic 70's fag-got t updated!  Super soft- vintage treated t to help with a bit of expression...  Mint green t with a audacious orchind screen.   Sizes S-XXXL

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  

Let the on smolder our little soccer shorts collection !  These super soft bad ass shorts are engolfed in a out of control buring fire print!  Life like vs. anime af!   Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Inspired from a vintage skate mag sticker on my roomates 78 van; I bring  you the Horse and Horn version.  Imagine it being 1978, you out shooting photographs and you happen meet Jason working a construction site.  You muster up the courage to ask him if he would model for your photographic project.   He shows up to your studio that night, you start shooting and slowly the clothing melts away..  

Story aside this shirt is everything you need.   

Black only.   Size S thru XXXL.

Inspired from a vintage skate mag sticker on my roomates 78 van; I bring  you the Horse and Horn version.  Imagine it being 1978, you out shooting photographs and you happen meet Jason working a construction site.  You muster up the courage to ask him if he would model for your photographic project.   He shows up to your studio that night, you start shooting and slowly the clothing melts away..  

Story aside this shirt is everything you need.   

Heather grey w/ black only.   Size S thru XXL.