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DANCE COWBOY KEN RASBERRY  W/ BLUE AND RED SCREEN
DANCE COWBOY KEN RASBERRY  W/ BLUE AND RED SCREEN
DANCE COWBOY KEN RASBERRY  W/ BLUE AND RED SCREEN
DANCE COWBOY KEN RASBERRY  W/ BLUE AND RED SCREEN
DANCE COWBOY KEN RASBERRY  W/ BLUE AND RED SCREEN
DANCE COWBOY KEN RASBERRY  W/ BLUE AND RED SCREEN

DANCE COWBOY KEN RASBERRY W/ BLUE AND RED SCREEN

Regular price $40.00 Sale price $20.00
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Feel the Seditonary- Westwood- London Calling  punk vibe of 77' with this homo punk t! Staring the most famous male doll of all time in cowboy leather gear its sure to please. 

Rasberry.  Sizes S to XXL. 

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DANCE COWBOY KEN WHITE TANK W/  BLUE AND RED SCREEN
DANCE COWBOY KEN WHITE TANK W/  BLUE AND RED SCREEN
DANCE COWBOY KEN WHITE TANK W/  BLUE AND RED SCREEN
DANCE COWBOY KEN WHITE TANK W/  BLUE AND RED SCREEN

DANCE COWBOY KEN WHITE TANK W/ BLUE AND RED SCREEN

Regular price $40.00
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Feel the Seditonary- London Calling  punk vibe of 77' with this homo punk t! Staring the most famous male doll of all time in cowboy leather gear its sure to please. 

White tank only .  Sizes S to XXL. 

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DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/ BLK SWIM BRIEF
DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/ BLK SWIM BRIEF
DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/ BLK SWIM BRIEF

DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/ BLK SWIM BRIEF

Regular price $50.00
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Check out our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (lv) vs. our own unicorn logo combined into a much needed printed brief!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

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DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/BLK OVERSIZED ATHLETIC TANK
DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/BLK OVERSIZED ATHLETIC TANK
DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/BLK OVERSIZED ATHLETIC TANK
DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/BLK OVERSIZED ATHLETIC TANK
DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/BLK OVERSIZED ATHLETIC TANK

DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/BLK OVERSIZED ATHLETIC TANK

Regular price $50.00
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Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass - ultra soft with its black sleeve trim and oversized fit.. SO IF  YOU WANT A FITTED LOOK-  BUY A SIZE DOWN. This tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready!  So love it and buy it.  Sizes XS to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/BLK PONCHO KAFTAN
DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/BLK PONCHO KAFTAN
DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/BLK PONCHO KAFTAN
DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/BLK PONCHO KAFTAN

DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/BLK PONCHO KAFTAN

Regular price $92.00
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Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped .   DIRTY GOLD/ BLACK

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

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DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/BLK SHORT
DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/BLK SHORT
DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/BLK SHORT
DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/BLK SHORT

DESIGNER 69 DIRTY GOLD/BLK SHORT

Regular price $52.00
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Get into our rugby meets fighter cut shorts and all they have to offer ...  This faux as f$ck goochi / 69   short is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready!  So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO/ KAFTAN NAVY
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO/ KAFTAN NAVY
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO/ KAFTAN NAVY
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO/ KAFTAN NAVY
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO/ KAFTAN NAVY
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO/ KAFTAN NAVY
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO/ KAFTAN NAVY

DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO PONCHO/ KAFTAN NAVY

Regular price $92.00
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Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO  PONCHO/ KAFTAN WINE

DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DIC-IOR" CLASSIC LOGO PONCHO/ KAFTAN WINE

Regular price $92.00
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Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SHORT NAVY
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SHORT NAVY
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SHORT NAVY
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SHORT NAVY
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SHORT NAVY
DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SHORT NAVY

DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SHORT NAVY

Regular price $52.00
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Check out our new soccer shorts!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter dick- di@r repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SHORT WINE

DESIGNER IMPOSTER "DICK" CLASSIC LOGO PRINT SHORT WINE

Regular price $52.00
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New in wine/pink/creem ... Check out our new soccer shorts!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter dick- di@r repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER &

DESIGNER IMPOSTER 'DICK-IOR" LOGO TANK

Regular price $50.00
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Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass with its black sleeve trim and oversized fit..if  super soft bad as tank gay bar tight buy a size down.  This faux di@r tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready , so love it ...  buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS HNH PRINT SHORT BRN /TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS HNH PRINT SHORT BRN /TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS HNH PRINT SHORT BRN /TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS HNH PRINT SHORT BRN /TAN

DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS HNH PRINT SHORT BRN /TAN

Regular price $52.00
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Logo madness!  Meet our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter vs horse and horn logo repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BRN/ TAN

DESIGNER IMPOSTER LV VS UNICORN LOGO SWIM BRIEF BRN/ TAN

Regular price $50.00
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Check out our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (lv) vs. our own unicorn logo combined into a much needed printed brief!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &

DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER 'DIC-IOR" LOGO SWIM BRIEF NAVY

Regular price $50.00
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Get a load of  our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (dick - di_r ) classic logo printed brief!   It's made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &

DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER 'DIC-IOR" LOGO SWIM BRIEF WINE

Regular price $50.00
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Get a load of  our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (dick - di_r ) classic logo printed brief!   It's made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &
DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER  &

DESIGNER IMPOSTER MONSTER 'DICIOR" JOCK

Regular price $32.00 Sale price $26.00
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Strap that bad boy in!  We are excited to introduce the the Horse and Horn family our sexy designer jock straps!  Its about time right.  We proudly feature a classic 3in high quality elastic waistband highlighted by our killer logo.  The pouch features a fully lined custom designed faux Di_r meets dick art work....  can you figure out all the pills???   Get into it!  Sizes S to XXL!  Small 28-30 Medium 30-32 Large 34-36 Extra Large 38-40  Double XL 42-44.  If you enjoy extra room go up a size!  Made in the USA baby! 

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO PONCHO- KAFTAN BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO PONCHO- KAFTAN BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO PONCHO- KAFTAN BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO PONCHO- KAFTAN BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO PONCHO- KAFTAN BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO PONCHO- KAFTAN BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO PONCHO- KAFTAN BRN/ TAN

DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO PONCHO- KAFTAN BRN/ TAN

Regular price $92.00
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Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

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DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO TANK BRN/ TAN
DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO TANK BRN/ TAN

DESIGNER IMPOSTER VS. HNH LOGO TANK BRN/ TAN

Regular price $50.00
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Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass - ultra soft with its black sleeve trim and oversized fit.. SO IF  YOU WANT A FITTED LOOK-  BUY A SIZE DOWN.  This faux as f$ck LV VS. HNH logo tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready!  So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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DOLLS SHORT
DOLLS SHORT
DOLLS SHORT
DOLLS SHORT

DOLLS SHORT

Regular price $52.00
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Dolls are doing it on my shorts, hell yeah!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in infamous horny doll repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

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ENJOY DADDY EMBROIDERED TRUCKER HAT- BLK
ENJOY DADDY EMBROIDERED TRUCKER HAT- BLK
ENJOY DADDY EMBROIDERED TRUCKER HAT- BLK
ENJOY DADDY EMBROIDERED TRUCKER HAT- BLK

ENJOY DADDY EMBROIDERED TRUCKER HAT- BLK

Regular price $35.00
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Get the coolest hat around, with our infamous "enjoy daddy"  embroidered on the front pannel!  you will love our foam from classic trucker  mesh snap back action.  A horse and horn classic!

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ENJOY DADDY EMBROIDERED TRUCKER HAT- RED
ENJOY DADDY EMBROIDERED TRUCKER HAT- RED
ENJOY DADDY EMBROIDERED TRUCKER HAT- RED

ENJOY DADDY EMBROIDERED TRUCKER HAT- RED

Regular price $35.00
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Come get the coolest hat around, with our infamous "enjoy daddy"  embro on the front pannel!  you will love our foam trucker  snap back action.

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ENJOY DADDY FAUX LEATHER EMBROIDERED TRUCKER HAT- BLK

ENJOY DADDY FAUX LEATHER EMBROIDERED TRUCKER HAT- BLK

Regular price $35.00
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Now is black faux leather !  Get the coolest hat around, with our infamous "enjoy daddy"  embroidered on the front pannel!   Fall in love with this new take on our classic.    Total snap back action.   

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ENJOY DADDY TANK BLK/ RED
ENJOY DADDY TANK BLK/ RED
ENJOY DADDY TANK BLK/ RED
ENJOY DADDY TANK BLK/ RED
ENJOY DADDY TANK BLK/ RED
ENJOY DADDY TANK BLK/ RED
ENJOY DADDY TANK BLK/ RED
ENJOY DADDY TANK BLK/ RED

ENJOY DADDY TANK BLK/ RED

Regular price $40.00
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You'll love our infamous "enjoy daddy" screen on this classic cut tank!  This color is dangerous as fu#k... get some!

 

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ETERNAL FLAME PRINT TANK
ETERNAL FLAME PRINT TANK
ETERNAL FLAME PRINT TANK
ETERNAL FLAME PRINT TANK
ETERNAL FLAME PRINT TANK
ETERNAL FLAME PRINT TANK
ETERNAL FLAME PRINT TANK
ETERNAL FLAME PRINT TANK

ETERNAL FLAME PRINT TANK

Regular price $48.00 Sale price $40.00
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Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This wild fire engulfed tank is so bad ass with its black sleeve trim and athletic fit and super soft!   90's oversized fit so if you want fitted go a size down!  Our tank is covered in our custom sublimated flame print to get you pumped up and ready , so don't fight it ...  buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey

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