NEW ACTION!

Feel the Seditonary- London Calling  punk vibe of 77' with this homo punk t! Staring the most famous male doll of all time in cowboy leather gear its sure to please. 

White tank only .  Sizes S to XXL. 

Check out our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (lv) vs. our own unicorn logo combined into a much needed printed brief!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass - ultra soft with its black sleeve trim and oversized fit.. SO IF  YOU WANT A FITTED LOOK-  BUY A SIZE DOWN. This tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready!  So love it and buy it.  Sizes XS to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped .   DIRTY GOLD/ BLACK

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

Get into our rugby meets fighter cut shorts and all they have to offer ...  This faux as f$ck goochi / 69   short is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready!  So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

Check out our new soccer shorts!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter dick- di@r repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass with its black sleeve trim and oversized fit..if  super soft bad as tank gay bar tight buy a size down.  This faux di@r tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready , so love it ...  buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Check out our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (lv) vs. our own unicorn logo combined into a much needed printed brief!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Get a load of  our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (dick - di_r ) classic logo printed brief!   It's made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Strap that bad boy in!  We are excited to introduce the the Horse and Horn family our sexy designer jock straps!  Its about time right.  We proudly feature a classic 3in high quality elastic waistband highlighted by our killer logo.  The pouch features a fully lined custom designed faux Di_r meets dick art work....  can you figure out all the pills???   Get into it!  Sizes S to XXL!  Small 28-30 Medium 30-32 Large 34-36 Extra Large 38-40  Double XL 42-44.  If you enjoy extra room go up a size!  Made in the USA baby! 

Logo madness!  Meet our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter vs horse and horn logo repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass - ultra soft with its black sleeve trim and oversized fit.. SO IF  YOU WANT A FITTED LOOK-  BUY A SIZE DOWN.  This faux as f$ck LV VS. HNH logo tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready!  So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Dolls are doing it on my shorts, hell yeah!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in infamous horny doll repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Get the coolest hat around, with our infamous "enjoy daddy"  embroidered on the front pannel!  you will love our foam from classic trucker  mesh snap back action.  A horse and horn classic!

Come get the coolest hat around, with our infamous "enjoy daddy"  embro on the front pannel!  you will love our foam trucker  snap back action.

Now is black faux leather !  Get the coolest hat around, with our infamous "enjoy daddy"  embroidered on the front pannel!   Fall in love with this new take on our classic.    Total snap back action.   

You'll love our infamous "enjoy daddy" screen on this classic cut tank!  This color is dangerous as fu#k... get some!

Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This wild fire engulfed tank is so bad ass with its black sleeve trim and athletic fit and super soft!   90's oversized fit so if you want fitted go a size down!  Our tank is covered in our custom sublimated flame print to get you pumped up and ready , so don't fight it ...  buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey

A fetish classic  jean for you in glossy black 4 way stretch pvc with a new fit... feels like your favorite 501's .. You can never go wrong with this must own club favorite.  Yeah you've seen it before but I bet ours is better... this baby has a 4 way stretch and fit for all the dark sexy feels.  You need this.

New updated fit baby!  Screw Bar#ie!  Ken wants to wear the pink and he looks hot doing it!  Get into our classic 501 ish  fit vinyl in new matt  hot pink- just for you lover!  These always sell out quick so get some while you can!  Warning:  keep the babies away from dark colored clothing ( things with heavy dye). As the dark color might migrate!  

New fit!!!  Veggie leather, matte black , and tight as your first time; you’ll love our 5 pocket classic cut 501 like  jean!  Leatherette fantasy!  Now with a 4 way stretch fabric upgrade!  Daddy up!

Looking into the past at our  LGBTQ+ brothers and sisters protesting for the very rights we enjoy today;  I couldn't help but notice some of the protest t shirts they were bravely wearing.  I spotted a t I could not forget... I bring you the classic 70's fag-got t updated!  Super soft- vintage treated t to help with a bit of expression...  Black t with distressed white screen.   Sizes S-XXXL