NEW ACTION!

Take a hard look at this leopard print ... fun right?  Dirty good times are to be had in this poncho stlye kaftan!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

Sizes:  Otter and Bear!

Take a look... take a close look.. ya see the pretty pricks that make up this sexy leopard print??  Its Horse and Horn.. we gotta do leopard our way or no way!   Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Gayzeeee deep into the print and tell me what you see??   Cocky right?  hahah   Sizes XS to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  Speical custom leopard print!

Remember back the good old 00's...   remember the famous trash wearing jadore dior shirts... yeah me too... so I decided it was time for a new twist.... J'Adore Porn which means ... I love porn...shit who doesn't....    now if a crop for your scandalous ways!

Kink - just do it!   White short sleeved crop t with blue and black screen! Sizes S to XL!

Kink - just do it!   White short sleeved t with blue and black screen! Sizes S to XXL!

We decide to bring back an old-school Horse And Horn classic the lush poppers bottle!   Just take it!  This time we decided to put it on the back of a super soft luxury black t and then we added our brilliant unicorn logo to the chest!  Enjoy!  Sizes S - XXXL. 

We decide to bring back an old-school Horse And Horn classic the lush poppers bottle!   Just take it!  This time we decided to put it on a gorgeous, white, super soft crop top!  Enjoy!  Unisex sizes S to XL! 

Get the coolest hat around, with our infamous "enjoy daddy"  screen on the front pannel!  you will love our 5 pannel mesh snap back action.  A horse and horn classic!

Once again, we’re stealing back the word this time we’re doing it in Spanish using its fav derogatory slurs for us!  White crop top .  S thru xl.

Once again, we’re stealing back the word this time we’re doing it in Spanish using its fav derogatory slurs for us!  Black t. S thru xxxl. 

Once again, we’re stealing back the word this time we’re doing it in Spanish using its fav derogatory slurs for us!  Black tank.  S thru xxxl. 

This ain't Texas.... Time for a little reverse cowboy?  You're gonna love our take on the classic mudflap gurl... try our mudflap boy....an ample silver metallic cowboy.   Giddy up cowboy!  Sizes S-XXXL

Time for a little reverse cowboy?  You're gonna love our take on the classic mudflap gurl... try our mudflap boy....an ample silver metallic cowboy.   Giddy up cowboy!  Sizes S-XXXL

Ozempic crop t shirt... get into it.  Inspired by a classic athletic logo and smart ass af.  Get em while you can.   Navy.  S to Xl.  Cotton. 

Ozempic t shirt... get into it.  Inspired by a classic athletic logo and smart ass af.  Get em while you can.   Navy.  S to XXXl.  Cotton.

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense aka cover the bitch in pills of all sorts.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped .   Two sizes: 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass with its black sleeve trim and athletic fit..if  super soft bad as tank gay bar tight buy a size down.  This loaded with pills tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready , so don't fight it ...  buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending punk  leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

Ready to be a bad ass?  Get into our safety pin x'd out crotch and love SEX on the ass made of saftey pins, its a fukin win!  

Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Serving daily!  Black crop top with classic coke red screen.  S thru xl.

serving daily!  White crop top with classic coke red screed .  S thru xl.

Serving daily.  White screen on cherry red  t. S thru xxxl. 

Greatest of all time?  Greatest crop of all time maybe??   Hungry.  Hell of a handler?!   Here is your super metal band / bj inspired t!  Sizes S to Xl! Black only!