Products

We took our classic Westwood Ken rework and made it into a bad ass comfy hoody. This hoody is covered in action... logo hood, front and back art, and double sleeve attention!   We used  Sportek Pro-Stretch Advance with 4 Way
Stretch, anti-pill fleece.  Super soft and this baby will keep you warm. Black with sublimation print.
Fabric content:93% Polyester, 7% Spandex  Sizes S- 3xl!

Check out our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (lv) vs. our own unicorn logo combined into a much needed printed brief!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass - ultra soft with its black sleeve trim and oversized fit.. SO IF  YOU WANT A FITTED LOOK-  BUY A SIZE DOWN. This tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready!  So love it and buy it.  Sizes XS to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped .   DIRTY GOLD/ BLACK

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

Get into our rugby meets fighter cut shorts and all they have to offer ...  This faux as f$ck goochi / 69   short is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready!  So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

Track pant action.  This isnt Dior bitch its dick!  Sleek , sexy, comfortable with a vintage feel.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Check out our new soccer shorts!  Crop t covered in our designer imposter dick- di@r repeater print! \You need it!

 Sizes S to XXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Check out our new soccer shorts!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter dick- di@r repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Check out our new soccer shorts!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter dick- di@r repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Check out our new soccer shorts!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter dick- di@r repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Logo madness!  Meet our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter vs horse and horn logo repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Logo madness!  Meet our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter vs horse and horn logo repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Check out our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (lv) vs. our own unicorn logo combined into a much needed printed brief!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Get a load of  our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (dick - di_r ) classic logo printed brief!   It's made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Get a load of  our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (dick - di_r ) classic logo printed brief!   It's made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Strap that bad boy in!  We are excited to introduce the the Horse and Horn family our sexy designer jock straps!  Its about time right.  We proudly feature a classic 3in high quality elastic waistband highlighted by our killer logo.  The pouch features a fully lined custom designed faux Di_r meets dick art work....  can you figure out all the pills???   Get into it!  Sizes S to XXL!  Small 28-30 Medium 30-32 Large 34-36 Extra Large 38-40  Double XL 42-44.  If you enjoy extra room go up a size!  Made in the USA baby! 

Logo madness!  Meet our super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our designer imposter vs horse and horn logo repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass - ultra soft with its black sleeve trim and athletic fit.. so if  you want a tight buy a size down.  This faux as f$ck LV VS. HNH logo tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready!  So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Welcome back to the 00's baby!  Check out our  low rise brief featuring our ultra familiar designer imposter (lv) vs. our own unicorn logo combined into a much needed printed brief!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Dolls are doing it on my shorts, hell yeah!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in infamous horny doll repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Get the coolest hat around, with our infamous "enjoy daddy"  embroidered on the front pannel!  you will love our foam from classic trucker  mesh snap back action.  A horse and horn classic!