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Once again, we’re stealing back the word this time we’re doing it in Spanish using its fav derogatory slurs for us!  Black tank.  S thru xxxl. 

This ain't Texas...  Time for a little reverse cowboy?  You're gonna love our take on the classic mudflap gurl... try our mudflap boy....an ample silver metallic cowboy.   Giddy up cowboy!  Sizes S-XXXL

This ain't Texas.... Time for a little reverse cowboy?  You're gonna love our take on the classic mudflap gurl... try our mudflap boy....an ample silver metallic cowboy.   Giddy up cowboy!  Sizes S-XXXL

Time for a little reverse cowboy?  You're gonna love our take on the classic mudflap gurl... try our mudflap boy....an ample silver metallic cowboy.   Giddy up cowboy!  Sizes S-XXXL

Are you as sick of hearing and seeing nohomo as I am?  Screw that... Here is the horse and horn answer to that .... nobro ...... on the memories of a classic soccer brand we give it to ya in tank and t..... be proud #noble

I doubt any of my customers keep their mouth shut.... haha.  I ripped this baby straight outta a bad 70's biker photo spread... it had to be a part of Horse and Horn.  Crude and to the point.. why the hell not.   Black t.  Sizes S to XXL.

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense aka cover the bitch in pills of all sorts.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped .   Two sizes: 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass with its black sleeve trim and athletic fit..if  super soft bad as tank gay bar tight buy a size down.  This loaded with pills tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready , so don't fight it ...  buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Covered in all the pills baby!  We are excited to introduce the the Horse and Horn family our sexy designer jock straps!  Its about time right.  We proudly feature a classic 3in high quality elastic waistband highlighted by our killer logo.  The pouch features a fully lined custom designed pill art work....  can you figure out all the pills???   Get into it!  Sizes S to XXL!  Small 28-30 Medium 30-32 Large 34-36 Extra Large 38-40  Double XL 42-44.  If you enjoy extra room go up a size!  Made in the USA baby! 

No perscription needed!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our custom mega populated pill print, and enjoy a new average 5 in inseam !  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Hello lovers, check out our  low rise brief featuring our controversial pill print!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!    

SIZING:  

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Check out out our super soft casual fit t with our famous "PREP" 4 color screen on the chest!  Prep.. the choice of a new generation.

Prep , the choice of a new generaton....   started with a t now were here... through our colab with starfucker mag we now have this killer pin.. get some! 

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending punk  leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

Get a load of this new one.... punk af saftey pin madness forming the word sex..... hell yeah!    So love it and buy it.  Sizes XS to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Get into our rugby meets boxer cut shorts and all they have to offer ...  smothered in safety pins -spelling the word sex  ... yeah it does!!!   So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Ready to be a bad ass?  Get into our safety pin x'd out crotch and love SEX on the ass made of saftey pins, its a fukin win!  

Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Serving daily.  White screen on cherry red  t. S thru xxxl. 

Fan of daria like we are?  are you sick and a lil sad?  get in touch with you not so inner emo kid and buy our "sick, sad boy" t.  s/s/b screen in white covering chest on black t... get yours now! 

Greatest of all time?  Greatest crop of all time maybe??   Hungry.  Hell of a handler?!   Here is your super metal band / bj inspired t!  Sizes S to Xl! Black only! 

Greatest of all time?   Hungry.  Hell of a handler?!   Here is your super metal band / bj inspired t!  Sizes S to 3Xl!  Black only! 

Hello lovers, check out our  low rise brief featuring our controversial yet designer tribal flaming cock print!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

Get the coolest hat around, with our killer unicorn brand logo embroidered  on the front!  Your gonna  love our 5 pannel mesh snap back action.

Get the coolest hat around, with our killer unicorn brand logo embroidered  on the front!  Your gonna  love our 5 pannel mesh snap back action.