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No perscription needed!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our custom mega populated pill print, and enjoy a new average 5 in inseam !  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Hello lovers, check out our  low rise brief featuring our controversial pill print!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!    

SIZING:  

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending punk  leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

Get a load of this new one.... punk af saftey pin madness forming the word sex..... hell yeah!    So love it and buy it.  Sizes XS to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Get into our rugby meets boxer cut shorts and all they have to offer ...  smothered in safety pins -spelling the word sex  ... yeah it does!!!   So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Ready to be a bad ass?  Get into our safety pin x'd out crotch and love SEX on the ass made of saftey pins, its a fukin win!  

Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Serving daily!  Black crop top with classic coke red screen.  S thru xl.

Serving daily.  White screen on cherry red  t. S thru xxxl. 

Fan of daria like we are?  are you sick and a lil sad?  get in touch with you not so inner emo kid and buy our "sick, sad boy" t.  s/s/b screen in white covering chest on black t... get yours now! 

Check out are milky, white, dripping slut crop t!   N Let em know!   Sizes S to XXXL

Check out are milky, white, dripping slut T-shirt!   Notice the xtra glaze over the white for a real effect!   Let em know!   Sizes S to XXXL

Greatest of all time?  Greatest crop of all time maybe??   Hungry.  Hell of a handler?!   Here is your super metal band / bj inspired t!  Sizes S to Xl! Black only! 

Greatest of all time?   Hungry.  Hell of a handler?!   Here is your super metal band / bj inspired t!  Sizes S to 3Xl!  Black only! 

Let it burn baby!  2 in wide/ soft/durable quailty elastic just for you.    So your athletic support in our athletic supporter!  Sizes S- XXL. 

Hello lovers, check out our  low rise brief featuring our controversial yet designer tribal flaming cock print!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

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Check out our new soccer shorts!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in a custom tribal flaming cock repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Check out our new soccer shorts!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in a custom tribal flaming cock repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

ARMY GREEN! Get the coolest hat around, with our killer unicorn brand logo screen on the front pannel!  you will love our 5 pannel mesh snap back action.

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !