Products

Fan of daria like we are?  are you sick and a lil sad?  get in touch with you not so inner emo kid and buy our "sick, sad boy" t.  s/s/b screen in white covering chest on black t... get yours now! 

Check out are milky, white, dripping slut crop t!   N Let em know!   Sizes S to XXXL

Check out are milky, white, dripping slut T-shirt!   Notice the xtra glaze over the white for a real effect!   Let em know!   Sizes S to XXXL

Greatest of all time?  Greatest crop of all time maybe??   Hungry.  Hell of a handler?!   Here is your super metal band / bj inspired t!  Sizes S to Xl! Black only! 

Greatest of all time?   Hungry.  Hell of a handler?!   Here is your super metal band / bj inspired t!  Sizes S to 3Xl!  Black only! 

Let it burn baby!  2 in wide/ soft/durable quailty elastic just for you.    So your athletic support in our athletic supporter!  Sizes S- XXL. 

Hello lovers, check out our  low rise brief featuring our controversial yet designer tribal flaming cock print!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

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Check out our new soccer shorts!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in a custom tribal flaming cock repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Check out our new soccer shorts!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in a custom tribal flaming cock repeater print! Average inseam is  5 in baby for you to show your legs off.  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Get the coolest hat around, with our killer unicorn brand logo embroidered  on the front!  Your gonna  love our 5 pannel mesh snap back action.

Get the coolest hat around, with our killer unicorn brand logo embroidered  on the front!  Your gonna  love our 5 pannel mesh snap back action.

Now in forest camo! Get the coolest hat around, with our killer unicorn brand logo embroidered  on the front!  You're gonna  love our 5 pannel mesh snap back action.

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !