Products

I doubt any of my customers keep their mouth shut.... haha.  I ripped this baby straight outta a bad 70's biker photo spread... it had to be a part of Horse and Horn.  Crude and to the point.. why the hell not.   Black t.  Sizes S to XXL.

Ozempic crop t shirt... get into it.  Inspired by a classic athletic logo and smart ass af.  Get em while you can.   Navy.  S to Xl.  Cotton. 

Ozempic t shirt... get into it.  Inspired by a classic athletic logo and smart ass af.  Get em while you can.   Navy.  S to XXXl.  Cotton.

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending 70's leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense aka cover the bitch in pills of all sorts.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped .   Two sizes: 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

Welcome to our printed tank top collection!  This tank is so bad ass with its black sleeve trim and athletic fit..if  super soft bad as tank gay bar tight buy a size down.  This loaded with pills tank is covered in our custom sublimated print to get you pumped up and ready , so don't fight it ...  buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Covered in all the pills baby!  We are excited to introduce the the Horse and Horn family our sexy designer jock straps!  Its about time right.  We proudly feature a classic 3in high quality elastic waistband highlighted by our killer logo.  The pouch features a fully lined custom designed pill art work....  can you figure out all the pills???   Get into it!  Sizes S to XXL!  Small 28-30 Medium 30-32 Large 34-36 Extra Large 38-40  Double XL 42-44.  If you enjoy extra room go up a size!  Made in the USA baby! 

No perscription needed!  These super soft bad ass shorts are covered in our custom mega populated pill print, and enjoy a new average 5 in inseam !  You need these and they need you!  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Hello lovers, check out our  low rise brief featuring our controversial pill print!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!    

SIZING:  

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Glamour has come home to daddy!  I wanted to turn resort wear on its ass by blending punk  leisure with HORSE AND HORN fashion sense.  These unisex kaftans are meant to be oversized and draped . 

OS... One size fits most.  From twinks to otters to bears !

Get a load of this new one.... punk af saftey pin madness forming the word sex..... hell yeah!    So love it and buy it.  Sizes XS to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Get into our rugby meets boxer cut shorts and all they have to offer ...  smothered in safety pins -spelling the word sex  ... yeah it does!!!   So love it and buy it.  Sizes S to XXXL.   100% Polyester Micro Fiber Jersey.  

Ready to be a bad ass?  Get into our safety pin x'd out crotch and love SEX on the ass made of saftey pins, its a fukin win!  

Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

SIZING:

SMALL 27"- 29"

MEDIUM 30"- 32"

LARGE 32"-34"

XLARGE 34"-36"

2XL 38"-40"

3XL 40"-42"

Serving daily!  Black crop top with classic coke red screen.  S thru xl.

serving daily!  White crop top with classic coke red screed .  S thru xl.

Serving daily.  White screen on cherry red  t. S thru xxxl. 

Fan of daria like we are?  are you sick and a lil sad?  get in touch with you not so inner emo kid and buy our "sick, sad boy" t.  s/s/b screen in white covering chest on black t... get yours now! 

Check out are milky, white, dripping slut T-shirt!   Notice the xtra glaze over the white for a real effect!   Let em know!   Sizes S to XXXL

Check out are milky, white, dripping slut T-shirt!   Notice the xtra glaze over the white for a real effect!   Let em know!   Sizes S to XXXL

Greatest of all time?  Greatest crop of all time maybe??   Hungry.  Hell of a handler?!   Here is your super metal band / bj inspired t!  Sizes S to Xl! Black only! 

Greatest of all time?   Hungry.  Hell of a handler?!   Here is your super metal band / bj inspired t!  Sizes S to 3Xl!  Black only! 

Hello lovers, check out our  low rise brief featuring our controversial yet designer tribal flaming cock print!   It's  made of soft, stretchy and quick-drying nylon with front lining, full coverage in back, and drawstrings that can be worn either inside or outside to keep you big business in check... or not haha.  Fabric Content: 90% nylon, 10% spandex.  Care Instructions: Rinse in cold water. Air dry. Never put in hot dryer.  Made in the USA!

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Get the coolest hat around, with our killer unicorn brand logo embroidered  on the front!  Your gonna  love our 5 pannel mesh snap back action.

Get the coolest hat around, with our killer unicorn brand logo embroidered  on the front!  Your gonna  love our 5 pannel mesh snap back action.

Now in forest camo! Get the coolest hat around, with our killer unicorn brand logo embroidered  on the front!  You're gonna  love our 5 pannel mesh snap back action.